Got my vote
I can’t stop laughing at this.
The alarming thing is how long it took me to realize that this wasn’t two gifs of Jamie Lannister.
Part of the training?
We ran out of plates.
This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how many people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I’m not saying that you have to agree that eating pizza cold right out of the fridge when you first wake up is the most amazing thing ever, but to put the pizza in the microwave knowing that the microwave doesn’t like reheating food and causes it to taste different compared to fresh pizza, is just plain disrespectful to the microwave.
PRAISE THE FUCKING DARK LORD SATAN. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Pizza tastes better reheated in a very hot oven, the cheese browns instead of liquefying, the crust gets crispy instead of soggy. The flavors and textures are better than microwave reheating. Microwaves agitate the water molecules so at best you’re generating steam, which isn’t hot enough. The bible in the microwave just agitates people which doesn’t do anything worthwhile to the pizza.
The best valentine card
All, and I mean ALL, purpose Valentine card.